A slew of Hollywood’s biggest stars embraced their inner child this week by concocting illegal science experiments, creating MySpace pages, and…sliming each other with green goo. Yes, things got sticky over at Nickelodeon’s annual Kids’ Choice Awards, where Harrison Ford, Orlando Bloom, and host Jack Black oozed with excitement.
In an exclusive peek at the sci-fi thriller Splice, Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody reach for God-knows-what in a tub. The two star as scientists whose unethical DNA experiment creates a human/animal hybrid.
Costars Thomas Haden Church, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Dennis Quaid were spotted talking about the Sex and the City movie — that, or they’re sharing a laugh at the March 31 Cinema Society screening of their dramedy Smart People in New York City.
WEB OBSESSION OF THE WEEK
We’re ecstatic to add illustrious filmmaker Martin Scorsese to our MySpace Top 8, only we’re not sure he knows how to accept our friend request. ”I don’t go on the Internet, I don’t go online, I don’t even have e-mail,” he confesses in his welcome video. ”So when people started telling me about MySpace, I thought it was, like, a storage facility in the Bronx.” Oh, Marty, only you can make that sound adorable. (myspace.com/martinscorsese)
2008 Kids’ Choice Awards
MR. JONES AND ME
Ashlee Simpson connects with Harrison Ford backstage at the 21st Annual Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, held March 29 at UCLA’s Pauley Pavilion. On avoiding the famed gooey gunk throughout the night, Simpson said, ”I don’t wanna get slimed, but if I do, it will be fine. I practically live around the corner, so I’ll just go home and change.”
BLACK, BLOOM, AND GREEN ALL OVER
Host Jack Black and Orlando Bloom bonded after participating in the longest celebrity sliming (one minute, 25 seconds) in show history.
WIN BY A MILEY
Reigning teen queen Miley Cyrus, who took home two orange blimp statuettes for Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer, performed her hit song ”G.N.O. (Girl’s Night Out).”