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Music videos: You grade 'em!

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JANET JACKSON, ”Rock With U”

The Concept Miss-Jackson-if-Yer-Nasty cribs the title (and a not dissimilar chorus) from her older brother’s 1979 hit. Damita Jo’s signature dance moves ensue.

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The Execution She’s done better. The darkly lit set and writhing dancers jibe oddly with her whispery vocals and the tinkly backing synths. Plus, it’s visually kind of dull; we preferred Michael’s fabulous sparkle jumpsuit and booties of yore. B-

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NEXT PAGE: Vampire Weekend’s ”A-Punk”

VAMPIRE WEEKEND, ”A-Punk”

The Concept The rocket-launched indie outfit’s bouncy, fluting rhythms sync up with herky-jerky edits and a Blue-Man-Group-in-Izod vibe.

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The Execution Unexpectedly adorable. The guys frolic like kids at recess, playing giddily with a bubble maker, finger paints, and a bucketful of instruments, and that innocent fun is contagious. A

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NEXT PAGE: Silversun Pickups’ ”Little Lover’s So Polite”

SILVERSUN PICKUPS, ”Little Lover’s So Polite”

The Concept Who’s got a flatbed truck? Joaquin Phoenix, that’s who! The actor-turned-director cruises the SoCal indie favorites through their hometown at dusk (or is it dawn?), while two young kids run free.

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The Execution Not amazing, but cool. Phoenix aptly captures the strange, sprawling emptiness of twilight L.A. and the sweet aimlessness of youth. B+

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NEXT PAGE: Beck’s ”Timebomb”

BECK, ”Timebomb”

The Concept Remember Van Halen’s 1992 consciousness-raising clip, ”Right Now”? In lieu of appearing on camera, Beck lets a litany of disconcerting, mostly environmental facts do the talking.

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The Execution We sort of miss his usual art-kook approach, and it’s a little didactic, but still sobering. Did you know Americans use 60,000 plastic bags every five seconds? You do now. A-

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NEXT PAGE: Jay-Z’s ”I Know”

JAY-Z, ”I Know”

The Concept Hova subs in Lenny Kravitz’s daughter, Zoe, for real-life boo BeyoncĂ©. Watch as she wanders both the streets and the confines of her luxurious apartment, pining prettily for lost love.

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The Execution Good, just not his best. The clip sets a nice mood, but the narrative is nearly lost in atmospherics. B

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NEXT PAGE: Hollerado’s ”Americanarama”

HOLLERADO, ”Americanarama”

The Concept Kids in the Hall alum Dave Foley stars as a mock Dov Charney, the mustachioed, media-hungry CEO of the controversial clothing line American Apparel (or, um, ”American Arama”), as this Canadian quartet kicks out the pop-rock jams.

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Hollerado – Americanarama

The Execution Low-budget awesome. If the sight of Foley booty-dancing through his own factory in lavender man-panties doesn’t get you, the song’s punchy, addictive chorus will. A

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