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10,000 B.C.

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Camilla Belle, Steven Strait
Ollie Upton

10,000 B.C.

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
mpaa:
PG-13
runtime:
109 minutes
Wide Release Date:
03/07/08
performer:
Camilla Belle, Steven Strait
director:
Roland Emmerich
distributor:
Warner Bros.
author:
Roland Emmerich, Harald Kloser
genre:
ActionAdventure

We gave it a D

If you like your historical epics to be, you know, historically accurate, this isn’t for you. Instead, think of 10,000 BC as a kind of goofy What If, as in, What if an English-speaking, buffed-up woolly-mammoth hunter with great teeth (Steven Strait) took on an Egypt-like civilization that kidnapped his beloved (Camilla Belle) — who also has great teeth? We’re thinking the answer may have something to do with floss.

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