· Indiana Jones trailer: Makes you feel like you’re 12 again — in the best way possible
· Excited women fake Turkish oil wrestling on The L Word
· Bored women fake being lesbians on Big Brother
· The Hulk goes red: Angry ’cause Iron Man looks so cool?
· Cage match! Kathleen vs. Nic
· In sanitizing Showtime’s Dexter, CBS resorts to ”motherlover”
· Martha buys Emeril…Millions of chickens and cows quake in fear.
· Doris Roberts and Ashley Tisdale will fend off aliens in They Came From Upstairs. Even we couldn’t make that up.
· The sheer existence of a Lisa Rinna bobblehead.