1 Smurfs turning 50
”Can you believe it, America? Fifty years of this shirtless, pro-mushroom, free-love commune!” railed Gargamel on his AM radio show.
2 On The View, talk among the cohosts turns to threesomes
And my dial turns to ”off.”
3 George Clooney to broker strike deal?
I’d rather he just put on a fake mustache and stole all the residuals in an ingenious caper.
4 Clay Aiken bristles at questions from newsmagazine reporter
It’s almost as if they weren’t interested in his position on Kenyan political unrest.
5 Katie Holmes’ description of daughter Suri: ”She’s a very strong woman”
She added, ”And nothing against Jaden Smith, but there’s more to being a celebrity child than making a great speech.”
6 Britney Spears wears wedding dress to car dealership
Now, that’s American optimism.
7 Faced with paparazzi inside an airport, Björk allegedly rips up photographer’s shirt
With a single, otherworldly caterwaul!
8 Josh Hartnett orders shark
Flash forward 50 years: Sea levels rise. Sea creatures rise. Shark orders Josh Hartnett.
9 British pop star Robbie Williams denies reports that he’s ”on strike” against his record label
The singer will immediately get back to work not crossing over into American markets.
10 Miley Cyrus under fire for using onstage body double in Hannah Montana concert
Now every little girl wants one!
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