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Happy birthday, David Caruso!

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93414__david_lThe CSI: Miami maestro, master of the dramatic pause (sunglasses-donning included!), turns 52 today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Write the flame-haired thespian a birthday haiku. I’ll get the party started:

shades on. that’s your shtick.
but for a real spectacle,
try a monocle!