The piece of toast on this t-shirt is:
A) slathering his body with jam as a way to entice humans to eat him
B) slathering his body with jam as preparation for a terrifying yet yummy act of self-cannibalism
C) slathering his body with jam as an effort to tease hungry New Year’s dieters before playfully scampering away
D) ineligible for Entertainment Weekly’s Must List page
I can’t really speak about the first three options on this quiz, as the t-shirt in question — available at threadless.com, and coincidentally one of my favorite things I got this year for Christmas — is open to interpretation, but option D is a sad, unyielding truth.
So what, in fact, constitutes a Must List-worthy item? Well, generally speaking, your favorite TV shows/albums/books/movies/video games/websites right this very minute. So please send us up to three suggestions for what you’d like to see on the Must List in next week’s issue of EW; be sure to post your ideas before 10 a.m. on Thursday, January 3, and make sure to include your email address (which we’ll need to contact you if your submission is chosen). You’ll be the toast (sorry!) of the town!