December 28, 2007 at 12:00 PM EST

Spider-Man 3

type
Movie
Current Status
In Season
mpaa
PG-13
runtime
139 minutes
Wide Release Date
05/04/07
performer
Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire, Thomas Haden Church, James Franco, Topher Grace
director
Sam Raimi
distributor
Columbia Pictures
author
Ivan Raimi, Sam Raimi, Alvin Sargent
genre
Sci-fi and Fantasy, Action Adventure

Gee, if only the United Nations had thought of this sooner: enlisting superheroes to serve in its peacekeeping forces in global hotspots. Of course, whether Spider-Man, by fighting imaginary enemies in imaginary lands, can also fight the not-at-all-imaginary PR problems of the UN — well, that’s another story. Then again, why does the UN need imaginary heroes when it has real ones? Angelina Jolie was already turned into a cartoon this year, so why not make her into a comic book heroine? She may find the task of saving the world equally daunting in 2D, but at least she’ll score the UN the fanboy vote.

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