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Victoria's Secret Revealed: Heidi Can't Sing

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Okay, I love Heidi Klum. How could you not, what with her incredible — yet ultimately baffling — ability to look amazing while pregnant, not pregnant, and in between being pregnant (today’s status: not pregnant)? Plus, anyone who is part model/part unintentional comedienne is okay in my book.

But as much as I adore the supermodel and Project Runway host, her multiple attempts to parlay her success into a singing career have proved more painful than a Naomi Campbell phone to the face. And though I would love to support the model’s ever-burgeoning career, her heinously off-key vocals prove that she could out-Sanjaya the worst of Idol contestants. So why, oh why, for the love of Seal, has Victoria’s Secret decided to revive Klum’s scary-horrible “Santa Baby” commercial from last year’s holiday season? Sure, she looks great, but I don’t think my thumb can take having to hit the mute button much longer.

What do you think, PopWatch? Do you find the commercial bad in an adorable way, or do you, like me, think Seal should make a deal with his bride: “Don’t sing, and I won’t model brassieres”?