Okay, I’m going to keep this short, because life is too precious to spend more than a skinny minute discussing Real World: Sydney. Bearing that in mind, here is my list of The Top Three Moments From Last Night’s Episode:
3. Kelly Anne and Ashli dined at a restaurant named “Blackbird Cafe.” Admit it, you thought it was oddly apropos, too.
2. Isaac swam in the house fish tank. Naked. Not sure who I felt worse for: the fish or the cameramen.
and No. 1, drum roll please…
1. Dunbar (pictured) cheated on his gf— whom he loves, in case you hadn’t heard— by doing the nasty (emphasis on nasty) with temptress Ashli! OMG.
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