Slezak: Hey, Annie Barrett, did you hear the big news about America’s Next Top Model? Twiggy has been asked to return to the house immediately, pack her belongings, and go home.
Annie: Did you take a deep breath between “go” and “home,” like Tyra does?
Slezak: I tried to…but it’s hard to insert a dramatic pause in an IM.
Slezak: Actually, according to The CW, Twiggy is leaving due to “scheduling conflicts,” though let’s be honest, she had a repertoire of, like, the same four adjectives she used every episode.
Annie: She’ll be missed! Okay, not really. But I do love her replacement, author (!) and doomed DWTS contestant Paulina Porizkova.
Slezak: Yeah, Paulina has spunk, class, and a good sense of humor. I just don’t know if she brings the betchiness I’ve been missing since Janice Dickinson left the panel.
Annie: Paulina’s hilarious. I just hope she doesn’t get walked all over by Tyra and her ambiguous “agenda.”
Slezak: I give her three weeks before she starts giving the girls contradictory, self-esteem-wrecking critiques.
Annie: And Ty-rant better not play the age card like she did with “eh-LIVING legend, tuh-WIGGY.” The way she always said it, it was like she was surprised Twiggy was still alive each week. Gross.
Slezak: I expected old Twigs to pop up and shout, “not dead yet!”
Annie: How could she have never done that?
Slezak: I know, riiiiiiiiight?
Annie: When you say “I know, riiiiiiiiight?” it’s officially time to end this conversation.
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