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This just in: Chuck Norris proposed as one-man border-security option

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While I suspect (or at least hope) that the kidding-to-serious ratio is around 90-10 in this new ad for Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, I’m also pretty sure my brother Andy, an enthusiastic fan of Walker: Texas Ranger (and its legendary star), has found his candidate.

My colleague Annie Barrett, on the other hand, is holding out for a different hero: “Too bad it’s not Chuck Woolery,” she just IM’d me. “Then I’d totally vote for this guy.”

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