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East High School vs. Clark Secondary School

East High School vs. Clark Secondary School — We compare the wholesome kids from ”High School Musical” to the horny kids from ”Superbad”

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East High School
High School Musical 2

Clark Secondary School
Superbad

MAJOR PLAYERS
High School Musical 2:
Drama queen Sharpay, brainiac Gabriella, and all-star Troy
Superbad:
Crass Seth, sensitive Evan, and dorky Fogell

THE DILEMMA
High School Musical 2:
How to stay true to your pals when success gets in the way
Superbad:
How to lose your virginity by getting girls drunk at a house party

KINDA LIKE
High School Musical 2:
Grease meets From Justin to Kelly
Superbad:
Revenge of the Nerds meets American Pie

EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
High School Musical 2:
Having picnics, playing baseball, and gearing up for the summertime talent show
Superbad:
Shotgunning beers, surfing porn, and getting fake IDs past the cops

MUSICAL CLIMAX
High School Musical 2:
Troy delivers a showstopping solo, ”Bet On It”…on a golf course
Superbad:
Evan delivers the Guess Who ballad ”These Eyes”…to a bunch of cokeheads

HOW FAR DO THEY GO?
High School Musical 2:
Troy and Gabriella share three (closed-mouthed) kisses.
Superbad:
Evan and Becca get wasted and almost have sex — but she pukes.

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