July 20, 2007 at 05:15 AM EDT

No! It’s not going to become a weekly feature. Just wanted to freak you out a bit. Today in Jon Bon Jovi news, the rocker (pictured) is upset because he claims a new coffee-flavored energy drink called Mijovi totally copped his name and/or flow. Marcos Carrington, who created the drink, says it’s named after hisgirlfriend Jovita and not the 45-year-old rocker. (Maybe Jovita is also a lingerie model who lives in Canada.) Then why, Bon Jovi wonders, are the words (questionable term: “words”) itsmijovi and itsmilife plastered all over some cans? But there are a bevy of beverage questions better than that one, namely: Instead of a coffee-flavored energy drink, why wouldn’t you just… DRINK COFFEE?

Speaking of which, after the jump, take a peek at Naomi Campbell’s new self-spoofing Dunkin’ Donuts spot, directed by Zach Braff. Supermodels love donuts! (So do face-painted guitarists; the java ‘n’ jimmies chain has another ad on the way, also directed by Braff, starring Ace Frehley of Kiss.) Please excuse the soul-crushing CelebTV filler surrounding the actual footage.

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