NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler (pictured, with Elena Grinenko) just got dunked on by Heather Mills, and he could not be happier. (Host Samantha Harris is really happy too, because now her hands have guaranteed 24/7 control of the microphone.) I’ll go out on a lengthy limb and say that Clyde’s triumphant fist pump when Tom called his name was perhaps his most graceful move in the competition. He is so going golfing tomorrow.
I’m not sure what more to say about last night’s results show, since most of you, the judges, the audience, the other dancers, and Clyde all wanted Clyde to go home. We could talk about Macy Gray instead. She ain’t feelin’ no pain. Or Louis Van Amstel, who got zero star treatment but certainly sparkled to me. Or the lovable DWTS lifer/Roxie Hart impersonator Lisa Rinna and her pack of gigolos. I wonder what brand of lipstick she uses to achieve such dramatic fullness…
I thought Heather Mills and Billy Ray Cyrus both looked ready to go home last night — anyone else?
P.S. Edyta for president!
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