1 Steven Spielberg reportedly still trying to lure Sean Connery to Indy 4 Given Connery’s changing needs, he’s now demanding ”Proshthetic Kneesh Galore.”
2 Keith Richards says he was joking about snorting his dad ”It was just someone’s dad,” he clarifies.
3 Donald Trump to use The Apprentice to sell Las Vegas condos He also has some end tables he’d like to get rid of.
4 Knight Rider’s KITT on the block The top bidder: KARR. ”It’s the equivalent of a Russian-bride thing,” he said. ”I’m just so lonely.”
5 Anna Nicole’s private diaries also for sale They reveal that we already know way too much about Anna Nicole Smith.
6 Jackie Chan’s Chinese reality show looks for successor Sighs Chan, ”I’m resigned to the fact that it’ll probably be Sanjaya.”
7 Dog Whisperer settles in case of allegedly mistreated dog As part of the settlement, he’s agreed to stop rolling the judge on his back for forced belly-patting.
8 Halle Berry angry at Parade over suicide comments It’s the most controversial thing to happen in ‘Parade’ since Marilyn vos Savant was exposed as a rampant Wikipedia-er.
9 Governor Schwarzenegger to eco-pimp ride for MTV The governor says the car will run on clean-burning girlymen.
10 Moms pick sons’ brides in Italian reality show And also in Italian reality.