Helen of Troy
”The face that launched a thousand ships.” In other words, totally hot.
(Gerard Butler, 300) Little-known fact: Beards grow faster in the shade.
Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri
(SNL cheerleaders) Only warlike when provoked.
(Kirk Douglas) Not technically Spartan, but, oh, like you knew that.
(Sylvester Stallone, Demolition Man) Like RoboCop! But different!