Scott Brown’s Hit List
1 At grocery store, Janet Jackson mistakenly climbs on shopping cart We’ve all been there. To the store, I mean. As for mistakenly climbing on a cart, that’s all Janet.
2 Jimmy Kimmel reportedly forced to drop footage of penguin sex No big loss: It was night-vision penguin sex and one of the penguins didn’t even seem that into it.
3 Perceiving insult to Berry Gordy, Smokey Robinson slams Dreamgirls In a delicate, lilting falsetto.
4 Madonna promotes Tokyo real estate Her latest crusade: drawing attention to areas devastated by Mothra.
5 Ryan O’Neal allegedly pulls gun on son Corollary: Pulling a gun also means never having to say you’re sorry.
6 Report says the Queen will never watch The Queen ”For me, casting-wise, it was J. Lo or nobody,” she sniffs. ”So it was nobody.”
7 Arrest warrant issued for Daniel Baldwin This falls short of the all-Baldwin writ prosecutors were hoping for.
8 Studio denies Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller had actual sex in Factory Girl ”Actual sex”? What, was that a ’60s thing?
9 Laura Bush, surprise guest on Rachael Ray’s show, reveals she likes beans In turn, Rachael revealed her secret for getting out of Iraq in just 30 minutes.
10 Pam Anderson and Kid Rock divorce finalized To break a bond that strong, you need…well, probably just soap.