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Happy birthday, Oprah Winfrey!

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Oprah Winfrey turns 53 today, and what was I going to do? Not honor her with a haiku? You know she has so much power and money that if she wanted, I could wake up tomorrow in a cardboard hut in the Arctic Circle with no idea who I am or how I got there. Also, she’s pretty awesome, so let’s get to work.

oprah, change my life
you have power, pretty hair
please endorse popwatch