Marc Bernardin
January 12, 2007 AT 05:00 AM EST

Why wait to review the movies when we can grade the teasers?

Ocean’s Thirteen
Once more unto the breach, dear crooks. And it feels like cool, effortless fun, with George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon turning up the charm. Then again, same went for the trailer for Ocean’s Twelve, and we all know how that turned out. B+

I Think I Love My Wife
In a departure from his last film as a director, Head of State, Chris Rock’s latest — about a guy teetering on cheating — looks like a real movie. Even looks funny. But for all you engaged folk out there…this trailer is gonna cause you problems. B

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Taking a cue from The Devil Wears Prada‘s preview, this spot is just a snatch of a scene, with a Fantastic wedding interrupted by that cosmic boarder and the Human Torch giving city-spanning chase. Not as effective as Prada, but still kinda sweet. B

The Kingdom
Also known as CSI: Saudi Arabia. After all, it does have Jamie Foxx leading an ”evidence response team” in-country to track an Arab serial killer. It’s got a ripped-from-the-headlines feel, with Black Hawk Down virtuosity. A-

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