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TV's funniest quotes: Pick the best

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”Most modeling is kind of acting like a ho, but making it fashion.”
TYRA BANKS REVEALS HER SECRET FORMULA FOR CAREER SUCCESS, ON AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

”He was a great dad. Every year he got so mad when Santa didn’t bring me presents.”
HOMER DEFENDS GRANDPA SIMPSON, ON THE SIMPSONS

”A sport without black people ain’t a sport. That’s just a game!… That’s like me saying, ‘Ooh, I got the highest SAT score in the whole world, but no Asians took the test.’ What kind of crap is that? ‘I just won the marathon. No Kenyans could run, though!”’
CHRIS ROCK EXPRESSES SKEPTICISM ABOUT BABE RUTH’S ACHIEVEMENTS IN PRE-INTEGRATED BASEBALL, ON LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN

”I’m sick of laying out and I’m sick of grocery shopping. So why not watch two gay men messing around?”
BROOKE ON WHY SHE’S WATCHING ROOMMATE DAVIS AND HIS BOYFRIEND HAVE SEX, ON THE REAL WORLD: DENVER

”I just wish you could sing better.”
SIMON COWELL SUMS UP CONTROVERSIAL CONTESTANT ANTONELLA BARBA, ON AMERICAN IDOL

”Nice threads. Having lunch with Tony Soprano?”
LORELAI (LAUREN GRAHAM) TO A VELOUR-JOGGING-SUIT-CLAD RICHARD (EDWARD HERMANN), ON GILMORE GIRLS

”I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.”
LIZ LEMON (TINA FEY), DESCRIBING HER RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, ON 30 ROCK

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