Word’s out that ‘Borat‘ director Larry Charles is casting the Mötley Crüe biopic ‘The Dirt.’ We’re all over this like Aqua Net on a teased mullet.
TOMMY LEE (drums)
Lovable, but dark…just like Little Miss Sunshine‘s gloomy PAUL DANO, bro.
VINCE NEIL (vocals)
An outspoken, nip/tucked bottle blond? Why hello, COURTNEY LOVE.
NIKKI SIXX (guitar)
For a smirky lothario, look to JUSTIN CHAMBERS of Grey’s Anatomy.
MICK MARS (bass)
Also diminutive and creepy: GOLLUM, who knows addiction.