1 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip gets a full-season pickup NBC has ordered construction on another 800 miles of hallway.
2 Denise Richards throws computer off balcony Denise Richards destroy what Denise Richards not understand.
3 Meat thief targets Mario Batali He fears for his nibs.
4 Daniel Baldwin arrested on suspicion of stealing SUV Traces of regret, nepotism, and hair gel found on Baldwin matched samples from inside the vehicle.
5 The Nativity Story to premiere at Vatican It’s the ‘Pirates’ strategy: Hopefully the movies will drive more people into the theme park.
6 TomKat reportedly to wed in a 15th-century castle Best thing about 15th-century castles? Fifteenth-century couches.
7 Tentatively titled O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened to air on Fox Not to ruin the suspense, but if O.J. did it, we kind of know how it happened.
8 Famous virgin urges Britney Spears to go celibate But Britney says setting a timetable for celibacy will only embolden potential scuzzbands.
9 Frat boys say Borat got them drunk, took advantage In a related story, ”Borat” is apparently Kazakh for ”karma.”
10 Twyla Tharp’s Bob Dylan dance show is closing I saw it. It blew, and not in the wind, either.