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Beat this Caption: Snakes on a Japanese Plane

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163158__snakeflight_lWhat do EW staffers do while on vacation? Sadly, this one takes pictures of SoaP posters while roaming around Tokyo. You know, a little bit of home in the Land of the Rising Sun. Now, here’s a question: is “Snake Flight” more or less hilariously literal than “Snakes on a Plane”? And would SoaP have actually been a box office hit if its promo posters had been this gruesome? In any case, ’tis ripe for a round of Beat This Caption, PopWatchers.

Snake Flight: Meaner than Godzilla!

(Bonus Japanese SoaP poster and caption after the jump!)

Seriously, Tokyo was plastered with the things.

How do you say “I’m tired of these muthaf—–‘ snakes on my muthaf—–‘ plane!!!” in Japanese?