Kelly Ripa turns 36 today, and while one could use the occasion to phonetically spell out the name of her one-time book club, “Rrrrrrrrrreeeeading with Rrrrriiiiipa,” or point out that there are an alarming number of YouTube clips titled “Kelly Ripa’s feet,” wouldn’t it be a kinder, gentler approach to write the woman a haiku?
perkier than thou
side order of twisted wit
hold the hope & faith
addCredit(“Kelly Ripa: Henry Lamb/Photowire/BEI”)