OMG, so, like, earlier this week, there was this rumor going around that Lorne totally dumped Horatio, Chris, and Keenan. But then I was over at TV Tattle this afternoon, and found out that Horatio was all, ”Nuh-uhhhh! That’s a bunch of bulls—.” And then over at TMZ, they were all totally saying Will Forte — he’s wicked cute, right? — was, like, dunzo, but he’s like, “WTF? That’s a big fat lie, people!” I just hope Maya doesn’t go heading for the hills like some of those betches say she is, ‘cos, like, I can’t live without her Oprah impersonation, and OMG I’m so upset I can’t talk about this right now.