Big Brother All Stars: Robert Voets
EW Staff
August 04, 2006 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”I think I?m getting a good night?s sleep — all of a sudden, 8 Mile breaks out in the bedroom.”
WILL KIRBY, BEMOANING HIS HOUSEMATES? DECISION TO STAGE AN IMPROMPTU RAP CONCERT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, ON BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS

”Lance Bass — formerly of ?N Sync — announced on the cover of People magazine he is, in fact, gay. Lance, are you sure this isn?t like the time you wanted to be an astronaut?”
JOEL MCHALE, ON THE SOUP

”It got so hot in Chicago yesterday, Oprah let Stedman sleep in the house.”
JIMMY KIMMEL, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

”I?m not a Christian. I?m a Salerian. It?s a religious sect out of Fresno. We believe that there was a typo in the Bible and that Jesus? name is actually Jesu5.”
ALAN (ZACH GALIFIANAKIS), ON DOG BITES MAN

”Buddy, I have a Moluccan cockatoo at home. Can you teach me that trick?”
DAVID HASSELHOFF, TO MAGICIAN ELLIOT ZIMET, WHOSE ACT INVOLVED TURNING A BIRD INTO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, ON AMERICA?S GOT TALENT

”Jessica Biel’s gonna see this, and she’s gonna say, ‘Screw Seventh Heaven — I want seven minutes of heaven with Sam.’ ”
FRANCIS, AFTER HIS OUT-OF-SHAPE TEAMMATE SAM SCALES A CLIFF, ON TREASURE HUNTERS

”She’s ready to crash your hard drives one more time.”
HOST BROOKE BURKE, INTRODUCING SINGER STORM LARGE, WHO THE PREVIOUS WEEK HAD SUGGESTED THERE WERE DIRTY PICTURES OF HER ON THE WEB, ON ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA

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