1 Daniel Radcliffe to be nude on London stage For the purposes of this production, Equus will be renamed Harry Potter and the Bare West End.
2 The Man hits DMX with…traffic tickets Think that’s gangsta? It’s nothing compared with the exploits of young and thuggin’ newcomer Jaywalking-Z.
3 Hasselhoff deemed ”unfit for travel” Now we know why KITT usually did the driving.
4 Kid Rock and Pam Anderson plan multiple weddings in multiple locales In six months, they will cover the same ground on a glorious 19-city ”divorce tour.”
5 Oscar up for auction Brace for a Bay-Ratner bidding war of epic proportions.
6 Britney reportedly fires pool man for befriending K-Fed It’s like a bad M. Night Shyamalan movie with a side of Cheetos.
7 CBS appeals ”Nipplegate” again I’m no legal expert, but maybe they should stop going to the tape? ”Back and to the left” just gets the FCC more lathered up.
8 Paul Hogan investigated for tax evasion ”That ain’t a tax evasion,” he said, slitting open a cash-stuffed crocodile. ”THIS is a tax evasion.”
9 Lance Bass gay Wags say he came out only to cover a bigger revelation: that he is, in fact, an actual bass.
10 Hilton and Richie to make up on Letterman Meanwhile on Kimmel, Simon and Garfunkel agree to five-minute compensatory back rubs.