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Mary-Kate and Ashley exit the teenage years

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92419__olsen_lMary-Kate (left) and Ashley Olsen turn 20 today, and instead of wishing a tired ”happy birthday” to these young ladies (each of whom has earned more money in her first two decades on this planet than I will during my entire adult life), I’ve composed a celebratory haiku. You know the drill by now. Won’t you write one too?

Rock on, Monchichis
All dressed up as bag ladies
I’m not jealous. Much.

addCredit(“The Olsen Twins: Randall Michelson/WireImage.com”)