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See No Evil

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See No Evil: WWE

See No Evil

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
mpaa:
R
runtime:
100 minutes
Wide Release Date:
05/19/06
performer:
Glen Jacobs, Michael J. Pagan, Christina Vidal
director:
Gregory Dark
Producer:
Vince McMahon
distributor:
Lions Gate Films
author:
Dan Madigan
genre:
Horror

We gave it an F

If there were an award for mangiest set decoration, See No Evil — a routine slasher film set in a condemned hotel — might cop it. Every room is an overstuffed attic of bugs, rats, vats, garbage, and scummy corroded walls. A crew of delinquents are asked to clean the place up in order to shave a month off their youth-prison sentence, and whenever two of them stop to have sex, you don’t fear for their lives — you quake for their hygiene. As the killer, who plucks out his victims’ eyeballs, Kane, the seven-foot bald WWE wrestler who’s like a modern Tor Johnson, is so inept he’s more cuddly than terrifying.