Jeremy Piven: Anthony Mandler
EW Staff
July 15, 2005 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”Chang Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. Tarantino has already decided he’s the next guy he wants to steal from.”
ARI (JEREMY PIVEN), TRYING TO PERSUADE VINCE (ADRIAN GRENIER) TO DO A COMMERCIAL, ON ENTOURAGE

”We all keep coming together as a family, and it’s great to have all these different harmonies. It’s kinda like being at church. But with alcohol.”
HEATHER, ABOUT COHABITING WITH HER FELLOW SINGERS, ON ROCK STAR: INXS

”Mr. Lama!”
A MEMBER OF BOBBY’S ENTOURAGE, TRYING TO CATCH THE DALAI LAMA’S ATTENTION DURING A CHANCE ENCOUNTER, ON BEING BOBBY BROWN

”Do we get to keep our toll-free numbers?”
JOHN O’HURLEY, AFTER COMING IN SECOND ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

”Are those space pants? ‘Cause your ass is out of this world.”
HOWIE, TRYING OUT HIS LINES ON HOUSEMATE JENNIFER, ON BIG BROTHER

”If Howie kept his mouth shut, he would be such a hottie.”
JENNIFER, ON BIG BROTHER

”It’s been reported if Tom Cruise gets married to Katie Holmes, each of his wives will have been 11 years younger than the previous one. Which explains why yesterday Katie Holmes went up to Dakota Fanning and said, ‘Back off, bitch.”’
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT

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