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Celebs write the darndest things

Celebs write the darndest things — Take our quiz and match up the blog posts with their star authors

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Shivering Chihuahuas and rhinestone-laden Sidekicks, make way for the latest star obsession: personal blogs. Lately, celebs are increasingly revealing their thoughts, dreams, and cleansing rituals on them. Below, match the posting to its blogger.

A ROSIE O’DONNELL

B BRITNEY SPEARS

C RUPAUL

D PAMELA ANDERSON

E BARBRA STREISAND

1 ”I’m almost broke buying my own clothes for the show. . . .YSL, Hermes, Gucci, Louis Voiton [sic], Bottega, Fendi, Pucci, Vinienne [sic] Westwood, Boucheron. . . .diamonds — OK. . .some were gifts.”

2 ”my colonic irrigation was a complete success. free at last!. . .i had finally achieved a rootie-tootie fresh & fruity booty!”

3 ”The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth. If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country. We may actually embrace the principles of liberalism. . . .”

4 ”i cant stop painting/michael jackson/he is all I dream about/lately/he is always 5/thump thump/pulsing life”

5 ”I think Arizona has to be one of the most healing places on Earth. . . .I lived at the spa and the gym. Being in the desert does something to my soul.”

(1) D; (2) C; (3) E; (4) A; (5) B