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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Mar 11 2005

TV’s funniest quotes for the week of Mar 11 2005

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”This is looking a little. . .Rue McClanahan on The Golden Girls.”
TIM GUNN, CRITIQUING ONE OF WENDY PEPPER’S DESIGNS, ON PROJECT RUNWAY

”Fans of American Idol are upset with Ryan Seacrest because they say he’s mean to contestants who are kicked off the show. When asked about it, a spokesman for Seacrest said, ‘Oh my God, I’m a spokesman for Ryan Seacrest!”’
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT

”Marissa and Alex — no longer welcome in the red states.”
SETH (ADAM BRODY), TELLING RYAN (BENJAMIN McKENZIE) THAT THEIR EXES ARE NOW LESBIANS, ON THE O.C.