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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Feb 25 2005

TV’s funniest quotes for the week of Feb 25 2005

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”You’ve been nothing but a disappointment to me since the moment I ran over you.”
J.D. (ZACH BRAFF) TO A HOMELESS MAN WHO KEEPS ASKING HIM FOR MONEY, ON SCRUBS

”It’s just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia and I don’t want to be thinking about her while I’m spanking you with a leather strap.”
BREE (MARCIA CROSS), TRYING TO NEGOTIATE AN S&M ”CONTROL WORD” WITH HER HUSBAND, ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

”She’s trying to prove that she’s closer to my children than I am. But the joke’s on her because she doesn’t know how little I care for Gob.”
LUCILLE (JESSICA WALTER), ABOUT GOB’S GIRLFRIEND LUCILLE 2 (LIZA MINNELLI), ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

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