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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Feburary 4, 2005

TV’s funniest quotes for the week of Feburary 4, 2005

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”It was reported that Mary-Kate Olsen will be moving out of the New York apartment she shares with her sister Ashley. Damn you, Angelina Jolie! Is nothing sacred?”
AMY POEHLER, ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

”I’m good at guiding asses.”
AARON, WHILE LEADING A DONKEY AND POINTING TO GIRLFRIEND HAYDEN, ON THE AMAZING RACE

”Shannon, you’ve been a functioning bulimic since junior high. I thought you’d be excited about dropping a size or two.”
BOONE (IAN SOMERHALDER) TO SHANNON (MAGGIE GRACE), AFTER SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT THE FOOD SHORTAGE, ON LOST