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TV's funniest quotes for the week of January 28, 2005

TV’s funniest quotes for the week of January 28, 2005

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”It must have been lost in the mail — unless it was an Evite. I don’t read Evites.”
JACK BRISTOW (VICTOR GARBER) TO DAUGHTER SYDNEY (JENNIFER GARNER), AFTER CRASHING A PARTY SHE DIDN’T INVITE HIM TO, ON ALIAS

”In entertainment news, if these two were tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?”
TINA FEY, ABOUT THE BRAD PITT-JENNIFER ANISTON SEPARATION, ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

”Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of all the places you’ll never visit. Add to that list Schmidt.”
SHIRLEY SCHMIDT (CANDICE BERGEN) TO ALAN SHORE (JAMES SPADER), ON BOSTON LEGAL