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TV's funniest quotes for the week of Sept. 10, 2004

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”I got crops. . . nothing like what you would think I’m growing.” DAVE CHAPPELLE, ABOUT HIS FARM IN OHIO, ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

”It’s becoming very popular. Woody Harrelson, Jill Eikenberry, and Sting are all practitioners. Not with each other; but you know. . .” RUTH (FRANCES CONROY), SUGGESTING TANTRIC SEX CLASSES TO HUSBAND GEORGE (JAMES CROMWELL), ON SIX FEET UNDER

”What do you mean you were on Kimmel? Is that like X?” A STRIPPER TO DRAMA (KEVIN DILLON), ON ENTOURAGE

”I know the parts I can use.” TOMMY (DENIS LEARY), AFTER SOMEONE QUESTIONS HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE BIBLE, ON FX’S RESCUE ME

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