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TV's funniest quotes for the week of May 21, 2004

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”It has been announced that pay per view plans to air Playgirl TV, the first erotic TV channel designed for women, watched by gay men.” TINA FEY ON SNL

”However you choose to characterize what took place — torture, abuse, or, to use Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz’s term, freedom tickling…” JON STEWART ON THE DAILY SHOW

”I’m gonna miss the ‘Friends.’ I mean, because we used to watch them once a week, and now we’re only gonna get to see them every day at 3, 5, 7, and 9…right after ‘Golden Girls,’ ‘Seinfeld,’ and ‘Law & Order.”’ ELLEN DeGENERES ON THE ELLEN DeGENERES SHOW

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