We gave it a B
After doing blockbuster business in Japan and snagging awards at both the Toronto and Venice film festivals, the comedy-slasher flick from Japan’s leading comic-actor-director Takeshi Kitano gets a chance to spread its eccentric charm in the U.S.
Zatoichi (played by Kitano) is a sightless ”killing machine” who stumbles upon a remote Japanese mountain town where he becomes entangled in gang-war crossfire that eventually pits him against a deadly ronin (Tadanobu Asano). ”Zatoichi is such a preposterous character,” admits the star-director. ”[He’s] an affable, blind masseur-cum-masterful swordsman, and, by the way,” he cracks, ”he’s also a gambling genius. Impossible!”
Far from being a stodgy period epic, the movie also touches on issues of gambling addiction, transvestitism, and child prostitution. So how did the director think he could tie all of these not-so-funny subplots together after a climactic bloodbath? ”It struck me, ‘Why not let them tap-dance?!”’ Somewhere Tom Cruise is kicking himself for not thinking of that one first.
THE GOOD NEWS Tarantino’s bloody-campy ”Kill Bill” movies could help ”Zatoichi” find a fan base seeking authentic Asian fare.
THE BAD NEWS A subtitled actioner with no name star could struggle to convert yen to dollars at the box office.