1 Justify your love for the Material Girl by crankin’ up the Androids’ pop single ”Do It With Madonna” (”She’s what a woman’s supposed to be…”).
2 Watch scandal-maker-turned-matchmaker Monica Lewinsky host Fox’s ‘Mr. Personality,’ April 21.
3 Stage a spontaneous street performance a la ‘Fame’ in preparation for Debbie Allen’s open calls to cast an identically titled summer reality series.
4 Ponder whether the Jennifer Lopez-Ben Affleck wedding registry on http://www.bloomingdales.com is real.
5 Seriously consider whether or not the third time really is the charm.
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