EW Staff
April 18, 2003 AT 04:00 AM EDT

”Monica Lewinsky has agreed to host a new Fox reality show called Mr. Personality. Lewinsky says this way, when people ask her the most degrading thing she’s ever done, she’ll have a new answer.” TINA FEY on SNL

”Oh yeah! I went right back on the pipe.” CHRIS ROCK, when asked if he’d celebrated Head of State’s box office success, on Good Morning America

”Saddam Hussein may be alive because he appeared on TV yesterday and talked about several things that have happened since the war started. For instance, Saddam said he was furious that Corey had been kicked off American Idol.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”There’s nothing wrong with kissing a stripper before you’re married. Kissing a stripper after you’re married — that’s when the trouble begins.” Party-bound bachelor TONY on Married by America

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