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Sound Bites

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”They’re calling it the biggest Vegas spectacle since the Rat Pack. I’m calling it the second-worst thing happening in a desert right now.” LEWIS BLACK, discussing CELINE DION’s new show, on The Daily Show

”I don’t have that many good sex stories. I hardly have any boring sex stories. Most of my sex stories usually involve me and a fat girl.” ROB on Survivor: The Amazon

”American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of hungry Iraqis. Not surprisingly, the Iraqis handed the British food back.” CONAN O’BRIEN on Late Night

”It’s the opera. They sing every word — in foreign!” Doug (KEVIN JAMES), explaining why he didn’t want to see La Boheme, on The King of Queens

”I was in horrible shape. I looked like Nick Nolte’s mug shot.” DAVID LETTERMAN, on his bout with shingles, on Late Show