Still racking your brain about what to buy your sweetie this Valentine’s Day? Just be thankful you’re not Recruit hottie Colin Farrell. The media-dubbed ”lusty leprechaun” has been linked — in the gossip pages, at least — to a regular Whitman’s Sampler of women in the last few months. Colin, honey, before you dial up Ben Affleck for gift ideas, check out this gal-specific shopping list, courtesy of ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY. — Jessica Shaw
DEMI MOORE She’s 40. He’s 26. A fishnet might be appropriate for the tadpoling Moore, but a pair of Gucci’s brand-new translucent bordeaux mauve sunglasses might better delay any ”Maggie May” moments. ($190)
BRITNEY SPEARS The miniskirted minimalist is a slave for skimpy Skivvies, so La Perla’s days-of-the week thongs would fit right into her drawers…not to mention his pocket. Added bonus: She can keep track of how long their ”relationship” lasts. ($110)
MAEVE QUINLAN What better gift for a perfect Irish lass than the perfect pint from her very own home Guinness brewery? (And, hey, if it doesn’t work out with Farrell, she can probably hook up with suds lover Homer Simpson.) (Around $3,000)
JOSIE MARAN Apparently, it’s over between Farrell and model Maran. Since a lovely parting gift is in order, skip the Turtle Wax for Clinique’s Deep Comfort Body Butter, which will polish his playa rep and soften her rough patches — ego or elbow. ($22.50)
NICOLE NARAIN She’s a Playboy Playmate — best let the makeup do the talking. Britain’s Pout cosmetics offers lipstick shades X Rated and Dirty Weekend ($16) and such lip palette shades as Tie Me Up and Tie Me Down ($30). Who needs a card?