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SOUND BITES

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SOUND BITES

”Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy say that when they first met they got into a big fight, but that they eventually made up and started dating. I don’t know what the fight was about, but I’m guessing politics or science.” TINA FEY on Saturday Night Live

”If you’re keeping score, so far we have seven Democratic candidates — thank you, Clonaid.” DAVID LETTERMAN on Late Show

”So when are you going to see him again? Because it’s all about the second date, or, as I like to call it, the Date Where You Start to Let Your Stomach Out.” Grace (DEBRA MESSING) to Karen (MEGAN MULLALLY) on Will & Grace

”She looked like a million bucks — not that I know what a million bucks looks like.” EVAN, complimenting one of the contestants, on Joe Millionaire

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