We gave it a D
Kiddie flicks don’t come any more joyless. Told he’ll be moving soon, junior-high doormat Max (Home Alone 3‘s Linz) spends his final days in town getting even. Then he finds out… he’s not moving! That’s the setup for a one-joke movie that never pays off. Pity the droll comic actor Miller (as a sadistic principal); previously violated by a gigantic hamster in Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, he gets his crotch bitten by a squirrel this time. Sadly, he’s become the go-to guy for sexual-humiliation-by-rodentia gags.