— Sidekickin’ It (v.) Living out a leading-man fantasy after years as a second banana (see Andy Richter Controls the Universe).
— Bachelor Of Smarts (n.) A degree unlikely to be attained by any of the ladies vying for The Bachelor.
— Rabbit Test (n.) An experiment designed to measure the viewing public’s tolerance for foulmouthed puppets (see Greg the Bunny).
— Harried Ozzy (n.) A hilariously hapless heavy metal dinosaur forced to endure sitcomesque suburban family life.
— De Niro Dinero (n.) Guilty riches earned by a once-serious actor for appearing in a string of forgettable potboilers (see Showtime).
— Hidden Cameron (n.) A bubbly starlet whose talents are disguised in unfunny R-rated raunch (see Diaz in The Sweetest Thing). — Adam Bluestein and I.W. Nicholson