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Sidekickin’ It (v.) Living out a leading-man fantasy after years as a second banana (see Andy Richter Controls the Universe).

Bachelor Of Smarts (n.) A degree unlikely to be attained by any of the ladies vying for The Bachelor.

Rabbit Test (n.) An experiment designed to measure the viewing public’s tolerance for foulmouthed puppets (see Greg the Bunny).

Harried Ozzy (n.) A hilariously hapless heavy metal dinosaur forced to endure sitcomesque suburban family life.

De Niro Dinero (n.) Guilty riches earned by a once-serious actor for appearing in a string of forgettable potboilers (see Showtime).

Hidden Cameron (n.) A bubbly starlet whose talents are disguised in unfunny R-rated raunch (see Diaz in The Sweetest Thing). — Adam Bluestein and I.W. Nicholson