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Between 'Friends'

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It’s the question of the season: Should Jennifer Aniston’s preggers Rachel end up with her ex, David Schwimmer’s sensitive prof Ross—or Matt LeBlanc’s lovable hunk Joey? As usual, Hollywood has the answers.

Rene Russo (Big Trouble) ”I have to go with the baby’s father, Ross.”

Patricia Arquette (Human Nature) ”I like scientists, but Joey’s just got a heart of gold.”

Julianne Moore ”They all live in the same house anyway, so who cares, right?”

Colin Farrell (Hart’s War) ”I’d like Rachel to end up with [Courteney Cox Arquette]. That’d be an enchanting plot twist.”

Brad Rowe (Leap of Faith) ”Joey. He’s just the dope who gets a good meal. He needs some lovin’.”

Lara Flynn Boyle ”Ross. There’s just something about a long, old-time love.”

Bradley Whitford (The West Wing) ”She should stay with Brad Pitt.”

Guy Pearce (The Time Machine) ”I need to go on Friends and sort her out.”

Billy Crystal ”Is Rachel still on that show? She must be making a lot of money by now.”

Thora Birch (Ghost World) ”I always thought Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) had dibs on Joey.”

Ray Romano ”Would CBS let me cross over as Schwimmer’s homelier brother?”

Brad Garrett (Everybody Loves Raymond) ”What about the monkey? Is he available?”

Wilmer Valderrama (That ’70s Show) ”She should end up with Fez.”

Da Brat ”Joey’s cuter. Her and Ross were just doin’ it, but Joey really loves her.”

Ted Danson (Becker) ”They’re both getting a million an episode. She can’t go wrong.”

Michelle Kwan ”Ross, but Joey’s very cute and funny. I have no idea!”

Kelly Osbourne (The Osbournes) ”F — – Friends. I hate that show.”

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”She should end up with me. Richard is alive and viable. [Monica] proved he’s a wonderful guy. They haven’t called, but I think I’m next.” — Former Friends beau Tom Selleck, on whom Rachel should fall for

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