Britney Spears: Ola Torkelsson/Pressens Build/Retna
April 08, 2002 at 04:00 AM EDT

by Scott Brown and Jennifer Conrad

NEWLY SINGLE WHITE POP GODDESS — not girl, not yet woman — ISO androgynous man-boy to share long walks in rain and joint concert tours. Must supply own hair gel and multiplatinum recording career. Turn Ons Sequins, virginity (or reasonable facsimile), snake play. Turn Offs Lou Pearlman impressions, Jessica Simpson, Mickey Mouse Club jokes. No man controls my midriff!

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