Coupled or not, no one escapes the annual marketing coup that is Valentine’s Day. But if you want to get your crush something beyond the standard roses and Russell Stover, the Love Bag is the trinket. The scarlet beanbag coos phrases like ”You’re gorgeous!” and was Kevin Spacey’s gift to his mom. ”Giving and receiving love is what makes the world go round,” declares inventor Simon Pithie ($10 at NYC’s Room Interior Products, 866-ROOM-NYC). If talking knickknacks aren’t your thing, there are chocolate-covered Oreos, available at redenvelope.com ($34 for 24 pieces, 877-733-3683). For old-schoolers, Necco Conversation Hearts have sassy new messages for 2002, including our favorite, ”URA QT” (about 99 cents for eight ounces at retailers nationwide).