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Life Without Dick

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Five minutes into such a stupid wannabe-black comedy as this and you’ll do anything — taxes, homework, etc. — to avoid spending time with a law-breaking crew that includes a gun-shy hitman (Connick), a flighty murderess (Parker), and a dead boyfriend (Johnny Knoxville) named Richard. Get it? Life without Dick. Ha! Worst of all (and that’s really saying something), the numerous jokes on the theme of the title fall so flat they wouldn’t get a smile out of a fourth-grade boy.